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This guy's a riot, so I couldn't help but to include him in a weird site like this one. (No, that don't mean he's special, either)
And Just How Much We Love The Iraqi Information Minister? Read the crap he said:
"We will kill them all........most of them."
"I speak better English than this villain Bush"
"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad."
"We have them surrounded in their tanks"
"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"
"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"
"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"
"No I am not scared, and neither should you be!"
"Be assured. Baghdad is safe, protected"
"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!"
"We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."
"The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies."
"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."
"We have them surrounded in their tanks"
"Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts."
"the insane little dwarf Bush"
If you have enjoyed that, go to my links for more on this guy...
Here's a pic...
Have You Seen Me?
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"Please stop making fun of me. I am not funny! I would like to admit making very small mistake, but you should not mock me like this. It is not good and God will punish you, God willing. My mistake is this small one. In strategic operations bunker in Baghdad, we have big planning table with little plastic army troops to see what is happening in war. We have little black markers and little red markers. For weeks now, the little black markers have been wiping out the little red ones. On Monday, little red one were almost gone. I thought courageous Iraqi warriors the black ones and Bush-American wild donkey dogs were red ones. Then on Monday, I go out to talk to media big fat liars and when I go back strategic operations bunker was all gone and only a big hole in ground. A few seconds later, one of Saddam (may God preserve him)'s shoes fall out of sky and hit me on head. It is only then that I realize we were red ones all along. So you see, I tell truth all along and only make little itty bitty mistake. Now I have to live in cave. This is no funny. I am not retard please.
Sincerely, your friend,"
--Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Awww...how pathetic...^_^(LOL x infinity)
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I guess I'm not the only one that thinks that this guy's a comedy act!^_^
(Notice the US G.I. behind him...) |
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Mohammed? Is that you? Come back to us please!
Dear Sirs,
I am flattered with your website, it contains many truths, things I might say myself. However I with to point out a dreadful inaccuracy. You are far from the truth.
I am not on administrative leave. I am on holiday. The war against the invading sons of camels, infidelity committing infidels and seven Australians, is going so well that my boss Saddam (Allah preserve him and his bronze statues - which are still standing, by the way) has given me time off for a holiday.
I am currently in Florida visiting Disneyland; there are no American here and many cartoon characters (I am soon hoping to become one), are committing suicide in their thousands. They are quaking in their boots and staining their underwear at the threat of an Iraqi invasion. We will prevail; it has been written.
Must go now as I going to the movies to see my favourite movie; "Failing to save Private Ryan".
Have a nice day,
-- Mohammed Saeed al Sahaf, Iraqi Minister of Information (from his Hotmail address apparently)
Ha Ha! ^_^
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Here's a new word for the Dictionary!
al-Sahafism
noun
The speech delivery method and mannerism of Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf where he states a lie so defiantly that the listener begins to question whether it is himself or the speaker who is crazy.
Also
verb
al-Sahaf, al-Sahafed, al-Sahafing
To lie with the utmost defiance.
noun
al-Sahaf
A lie that is so unbelievable that it becomes a piece of fictional art.
Usage example:
Michael Jackson said in an interview that he had only one plastic surgery.
That was a good bit of al-Sahafism.
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What if this was your Error message?...
The Beauty of Haiku
Americans here?
You are lying to me right?
They are nowhere near.
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Just recent news-This guy has a new job offer to him for him to be on a broadcasted station, and is encouraged to call the company. This might be interesting...
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Mohammed: "You call this Fun?!"
Dude: "Yup." |
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Haven't we been mean to Mohammed enough already? Nahhh...
I guess that someone loved him enough to give him an award for his own stupidity... |
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